how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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