what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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