- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.