What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Ross.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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