You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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