- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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