What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A hill billy went fishing

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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i'm hard

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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