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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

- Helen Keller

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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