- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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