Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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