Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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