"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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