- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A seal walks into a club.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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