- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock No solicitors

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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