What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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