- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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