What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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