I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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