What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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