- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why do fat people commit suicide

asians have slitted eyes lol

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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