- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What's big and messy? A big mess

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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