- Anti Joke

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama so fat.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body