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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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