- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.