Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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