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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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