what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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