I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

this website is a bad joke

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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