Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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