What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Rylan Clark

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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