What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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