Chuck Norris.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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