- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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