- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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