Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Black people having a Job.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Weaner

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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