If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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12 in general

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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