what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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star wars kid

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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