What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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