How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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men's rights activists

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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