What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Manchester City

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

My spelling is horrible

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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