Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Communism hehe xd

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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