Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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deez nuts

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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ur gey

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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a irish man walks past a bar

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Hello penis

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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