- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Women's Rights

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do you call an blank test? an F

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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