- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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