A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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