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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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