- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Want to hear a joke? No.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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