What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Cheese

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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