- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Obama = ebola

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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