- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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