Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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