- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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