- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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