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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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