What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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