- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a black man? Rob

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Its open.

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