- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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