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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

The New York Giants

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's 9+10? 19

Justin Bieber

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

i saw amango it splootered

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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