why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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