A women left the kitchen.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

poopy is poopy

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Where's my baby??

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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