Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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My jeans

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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