My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

guess what>? your mum lol

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Racial Equality

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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