- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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