A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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