- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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