Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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