What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what is a bracket? a bracket

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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