- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Faithful men.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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