- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

woman's rights

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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