- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's 9+10? 19

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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