- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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